Admiral's Manifesto

We set sail for riches, my lads. Riches beyond any man's imagination lay in this place called Aeternum. The Keys are our destination, and don't you go believing the nonsense about it being 'haunted', because we'll bash those ghosties right back into the sea for what we want. We are the crew of The Darkheart! Our name strikes fear into the hearts of all who hear! Will you be stopped by rumors and half-truths? I won't be, and therefore, you won't be, because your worthless hides belong to me! Listen to your Admiral, or end up worse off than when you joined this crew. Listen to your Admiral, and he will lead you to more gold than you can count out. Listen to your Admiral. Or else.