A Proclamation from the Siren Queen

A note for care of the alligators: Once a week, be sure to check their teeth for belt buckles, bootlaces, and any other debris that might cause them discomfort in the course of their duties. They, like you, are an important part of the Song. If there have been enough recent escape attempts, their bellies will be full, and they will probably not try to eat you. -          So Sings the Siren Queen